Feuds: Long Island City Wants P.S. 1 to Tear Down This Wall!
[Photo via Flickr/wallyg]
Long Island City art museum P.S. 1 had big plans for the renovation of its Jackson Avenue entrance, including some snazzy LED lighting. One thing they didn’t change: the concrete wall that separates P.S. 1 from its neighbor, Community Board 2. And it turns out a 16-foot wall translates to at least 16 feet of pure Community Board rage. Or, as CB 2’s chair put it to the Post, “The prison on Van Dam Street has a better feel than this concrete wall….The amount of input that was put into this was zero from the community.” The wall encloses a courtyard where art exhibitions are held. CB 2 had suggested maybe adding some plants along the wall, but P.S. 1 said plant maintenance would cost too much. But maybe they were just trying to keep the pole dance away from impressionable community board eyes?
· P.S. 1 entrance plan draws CB 2 anger [NYP]
· P.S. 1 coverage [Curbed]
Rental Reveals: New East Williamsburg Rental Building Has Read Your Mind
Another day, another new-to-market Williamsburg rental building, this time a little more in East Williamsburg territory. Please welcome 150 Johnson Avenue, a 42-unit project slated for April 1 move-ins. We confess that the tagline—”it’s as if your mental checklist was our blueprint”—and the brain graphics have us a little creeped out, but hey, at least now we know where the zombies will be going first. And we can’t fault the incentives that the developers’ mind-reading techniques inspired: no broker fees, a month’s free rent, and a free bike for each person on the lease, just in time for the spring resumption of Williamsburg’s bike wars. So what’s it all going for?
According to a press release from the building’s marketing team, one-bedrooms start at $1,700 per month (and range from 582 to 820 square feet), and two-bedrooms start at $2,100 per month (for 700 to 900 square feet). The actual listings show prices that are a little lower, with one-bedrooms starting at $1,512 and two-bedrooms at $1,718, perhaps reflecting the inclusion of that free month. The sales team tells us deposits have already been placed on 17 of the apartments. As for other amenities for the non-bike-inspired, there’s a fitness room, storage, and a billiard room. We hear billiard cues are also useful when the zombies show up.
· Official site: 150 Johnson Avenue [arentersmind.com] [Warning: brains!]
· Listings: 150 Johnson Avenue [Aptsandlofts.com]
Back in the U-S-S-Yards: Liveblogging the Barclays Center Groundbreaking!
Stand up and make some noise for your Brooklyn Nets, because it’s Barclays Center groundbreaking day! Curbed papa bear Lockhart Steele is on the scene in Prospect Heights to taste the fruits of six years of Atlantic Yards delays and lawsuits. Check back for frequent updates on all the controversial fun!
12:35pm: Before the “real” groundbreaking, we’re live on the scene at the Freddy’s Bar/Develop Don’t Destroy Brooklyn protest! About 50 folks and lots of media. Fake Marty Markowitz slamming Jay-Z.
12:35pm: Mild booing on cue.
12:38pm: Oh, the protest has a protester! Angry Dean Street resident: “I live here! You don’t live here!”
12:39pm: Speeches by Fake Bloomberg and Fake Paterson undermic’d. Fake Marty is genius, however. Handouts are being distributed. There will be a quiz.
12:42pm: Daniel Goldstein speaking, gets big applause.
12:45pm: Angry resident dude heckling Goldstein: “You just talk talk talk for six years!”
12:48pm: Goldstein wraps it up to cheers. Protester procession en route to groundbreaking site. We’re following along!
12:53pm: Protesters clustered by entrance to groundbreaking area!
1:03pm: Left the penned in protesters, walking to the tent at Atlantic and Fifth.
1:04pm: We are credentialed!
1:05pm: Holy shit, total mobscene in here. Turkey and lobster roll sliders offered to us by comely servers. Bruce Ratner really went all-out!
1:08pm: Marty walking to stage. Shaking hands. Making new friends. There is a front row seat saved for Spike Lee. Traitorous!
1:11pm: Standing room only in here and we’re still 20 minutes out.
1:19pm: Color guard bring in the flags.
1:25pm: A VIP section without bottle service. And check out Shawn’s row!
1:32pm: “Ladies and gentlemen, please make your way to your seats.”
1:37pm: Trains aren’t running on time.
1:40pm: Seated next to two Russian journalists.
1:44pm: The marching band kicks in. Paterson and Bloomberg look all chummy.
1:45pm: Marty takes the mic! Presentation of colors.
1:46pm: Aaaaand the national anthem is being sung. Slow, soulful rendition. Over definitely being hit on the length of this one.
1:48pm: Military jet flyover! Kidding. Probably. By the way, did I mention how good these potato onion knishes are?
1:51pm: Invocation giver giving shoutout to Sen. Green from 57th Precinct and his own wife. Loud helicopter noises kind of killing the prayer mood.
1:52pm: Jay-Z seated to right of podium. Marty hold pole position on left side.
1:53pm: Airhorn blasts in distance. Crafty protesters!
1:55pm: Bloomberg has eyes closed through invocation, which is now hitting five minutes. Jealous. Also crave nap.
1:55pm: “We pray especially for him as he is besieged on every side.” Yup. Pray for Paterson.
1:57pm: Marty: “Sorry about the noise outside. Obviously disgruntled Knicks fans.” Huge laugh from crowd.
1:58pm: Stirring Brooklyn speech from Marty. “Home of the soon to be NBA champs!” Hmmm.
1:59pm: Paterson takes the mic. This should be good!
2:00pm: “Thank you, Reverend Autrey. I thought I was at my own funeral for a second.” HUGE laugh. Guy is killing it.
2:03pm: Gov. reeling off project stats now. Yawn.
2:09pm: Paterson: “I grew up on Grand Ave. between Gates and Green.” Crowd loves it! He continues: “Dr. J leaving Nets for Sixers was worst day of my life until I became governor.”
2:11pm: Bloomberg now up: “I want to buy tickets.” Low amused murmur!
2:14pm: Marty: “The one and only, Rev. Al Sharpton!” Rev. Al opens with a Beyonce joke. A bit on the nose.
2:19pm: Rev Al: “You can’t have a baby without labor pains. Let’s have the baby!” Someone shouts, “Yes!”
2:21pm: Marty intros Bruce: “We’re about the two most unlikely guys to be picked in a pickup basketball game.” Lolz.
2:21pm: Bruce takes the stage. Standing ovation and shouts of “Bruuuuce!” Bruce: “I can’t believe I’m standing here today.”
2:25pm: “Later, we break open that bottle of champagne.” Bruce’s reminiscences of hanging with Jay-Z kind of going off the rails.
2:29pm: Bruce still stalking, thanking pretty mucb everyone he’s ever met. NBA commish David Stern didn’t show. Awkward.
2:34pm: Shoutout to Ellerbe Becket and SHoP Architects for the arena design. “They designed a new Barclays Center that is cool and gorgeous and awesome.”
2:35pm: Shoutout to the lawyers! “New York’s finest!” Har. They had 150 lawyers fighting 34 lawsuits.
2:41pm: Word is spreading that the NYPD is mobilizing against the protesters outside. Meanwhile, Marty intros Barclays President Bob Diamond as “a shining diamond.” Crowd drifts deeper into coma.
2:43pm: Impressive: The protesters who are still making noise outside. Bunch of whistles. Now Jay-Z is at the mic with Marty.
2:45pm: Marty is showing photos of himself with Beyonce. No, really. That’s what’s happening.
2:47pm: Jay-Z: “What I stand here and represent is hope for the borough of Brooklyn.” Getting dusty in here. Oh boy, police sirens outside!
2:50pm: Good God, just found the event program and realize we have three more speakers.
2:57pm: Final speaker is the Nets president, Brett Yormarck. Sirens still wailing.
2:59pm: Nets president promises to “bring boxing back to Brooklyn.” That’ll be fun.
3:01pm: Marty makes the let’s wrap it up gesture.
3:05pm: Groundbreaking!!!
3:05pm: Confetti!!!
3:06pm: Jay-Z and others!!!
3:10pm: Steele out. Hope you enjoyed either the destruction or reinvention of Brooklyn (check back in 20 years or so).
· All Atlantic Yards coverage [Curbed]
Development Battles: This No Means No for Townhouses at Slope’s Garfield Sparta
